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so cute... i want one.
As a child, my brother wanted a turtle so badly. We tried for years to get one, but keeping thme was illegal in many of the places we lived. I made the mistake of promising him a puppy when he had his own home, and over ten years later, he reminds me of it regularly.
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I'm sure my gentle naivité will survive.
When I was young I had neighbours with many pets. They had a cornsnake which escaped, and which they rediscovered living in their fireplace several years later. it had been under the rugs, they suspect.
Australia also had problems with myxomatosis, didn't it?
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I'm sure my gentle naivité will survive.
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(Have you done something unexpected yet today?)
*snuggles*
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This might be catastrophic.
A net on a stick would be fine... 'xcept we have no corn snakes or vipers here..... no non-native snakes here at all .... which is fine... but some foreign species are soooo pretty ^_^
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I'm sure my gentle naivité will survive.
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