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Tae Kwon Do, eh? How long have you known it?
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"Stop seeking out the storms and enjoy more fully the sunlight."
---President Gordon B. Hinckley, May 2001
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I've been doing tae kwon do for the past three years or so, but lately I've fallen out of it. I want to start up again... I'm a blue belt, but I'm going to demote myself back to white and learn things properly. I'm clumsy, so nothing comes easy. ^^
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I'm sure my gentle naivité will survive.
I think it's the first time I've drawn myself looking pretty for an avatar. I decided it was time to stop drawing howling midgets as self-representatives. ^_^; ...for now at least.
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I'm sure my gentle naivité will survive.
how's the training up at sheridan going? what's your cube like? nice people? where ya livin? etc?
Rawr. I reeeeally miss you here! I thought this city sucked -before- you left....it sucks harder without you >.< And church isn't half as entertaining as it was....bleh
Well I'm done rambling....I'll continue this in a note
Pretty decent. Why would you fall out of it? It's good technique when some creep comes up to you. (And here I don't take any classes that deal with defending yourself, since they're expensive and we rarely have the money anyway. Besides, it's either that or art classes.)
How good is a blue belt? I really don't know... I used to, though.
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"Stop seeking out the storms and enjoy more fully the sunlight."
---President Gordon B. Hinckley, May 2001
I believe in Jesus Christ as my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy & paste this in your signature. <33
Blue belt is intermediate -- white, yellow, green, blue, red, black. I studied TKD at university, but I've graduated (I'm doing another degree at a college now) and haven't found anywhere affordable yet. I really, really like feeling that I could kick some @ss if I had to, though I'd be more likely to start crying if anything DID happen. I was glad that I had been studying it last winter when I was concerned about a stalker. Are you a student? You can sometimes get a good rate at your school's gym for classes. I only paid 40 bucks per semester, compared to the hundred-plus monthly costs at a "real" dojang.
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I'm sure my gentle naivité will survive.
I'm living with a bunch of 18 year olds. It's like having my brother's friends around all the time, and I miss my apartment. It's expensive here! T0T
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I'm sure my gentle naivité will survive.
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